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Messages - Toby Jackson
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« on: May 21, 2023, 04:07:33 PM »
I can definitely see how this would be useful in helping a small business gain exposure. I've never taken the time to build a list even though I have been told to since day one... LOL
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« on: May 21, 2023, 01:00:40 PM »
Cats sleep so much because they lead a very stressful life. Think about it, they have to constantly monitor their territory for any signs of intruders, chase after toys that are never actually caught, and maintain their impeccable grooming standards. All of this is exhausting work, so it's no wonder they need to take a nap every few hours...Ask this
funny catBut it's not just the stress of daily life that makes cats sleep so much. It's also the fact that they're expert time travelers. You see, cats have the ability to bend time to their will, allowing them to nap for what seems like hours on end, but in reality, only a few minutes have passed. It's like they've discovered the secret to slowing down time, and they're using it to catch up on some much-needed rest.Of course, there's also the fact that cats are just plain lazy. They'll sleep anywhere, anytime, and for any reason. Feeling bored? Take a nap. Just ate a big meal? Take a nap. Sun is shining? Take a nap. It's like they're trying to go for the world record in sleeping, and honestly, we're not sure they're not going to win.So the next time you see your cat snoozing away, just remember that they're not being lazy, they're not avoiding you, and they're not trying to be rude. They're just trying to keep up with the demands of their stressful, time-bending, and incredibly exhausting life. And if that means taking a few extra naps, well, who are we to judge?
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